Heavenly Shit

Healthy, Sin-free Chocolate Mousse

Blast your way out of hell and straight into heaven with this divine dessert.

We all know that sugar is Satan’s way of strapping you into the car that’s speeding straight down the highway to hell. So you can avoid being a strapped-in sinner, and polish your halo, by taking the express elevator straight up to this heavenly shit.

Ingredients:

• 10 dates (remember to remove the stones)
• 1 can of cold coconut milk from the fridge  (not low-fat)
• a handful of almonds
• 5 tbsp unsweetened cocoa powder
• 1 tsp vanilla powder

How to elevate your dessert game to heavenly heights:

This could not be easier, especially if you’ve put the can of coconut milk in the fridge the night before.

Just blend all the ingredients together. Then you can stick this good shit in the fridge to chill until you’re ready to enjoy it.

You can eat this as a dessert for fancy guests, or just as a snack for yourself and your family. We recommend topping it with blueberries or mandarin segments, but follow your desires. As there is no added refined sugar this is a sin-free treat.

Angelic Advice: Always keep a can in the fridge, for when the desire strikes for some delicious heavenly shit.

Warning: Be aware that this heavenly shit could be habit-forming. Once you lick the spoon you will feel that pre-orgasmic buzz, and want to go back for more. It’s addictive as hell.

If you’ve been to hell and back, and you feel a bit frazzled, cool down by having this as an ice cream. If you’re into ice creams you’ll taste heaven in each and every bite. It will melt your troubles away as it melts in your mouth.

How to put your troubles on ice:

Simply pour some of this mousse into ice cream molds (or use a silicon cupcake mold, that’s what we did) Inserting a wooden ice cream stick is optional, it can always be eaten by spoon if you prefer. Pop these sin-free suckers in the freezer for 3 hours and eat your way to heaven (or orgasms, whatever comes first).

Peace, love and halos,

The Crazy Hippies

P.S. The recipe here in Danish.

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